i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Randomize
