11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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