if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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