Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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