Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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