You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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