Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just want to make out with him forever
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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