I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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