Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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