I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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