you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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