he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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