HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
