we're blogging at a bar
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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