Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
No subtext here. People are naked.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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