oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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