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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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