shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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