she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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