Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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