Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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