I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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