dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
