He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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