Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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