he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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