ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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