I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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