I didn't shave. On purpose
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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