But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Randomize
