GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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