Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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