So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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