Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize
