I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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