you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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