at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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