we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
