if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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