Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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