Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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