youre lurking in front of me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
