**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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