well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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