The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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