Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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