talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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