And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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