You're completely useless in the revolution.
Screwed.edu
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
