Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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