Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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