Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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