Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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