I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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