i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
